Here is where we state our fascinating terms and conditions for using our site and our memberships. TOCs:

  • Be nice.
  • We are not responsible in any way for any damage caused to your computer, your boat, your armchair, your pets, or anything else whatsoever. If anything goes wrong, we apologise, but cyberspace can be a big nasty place when it isn’t being a big lovely place. 🙂

MORE TO COME AS WE THINK THEM UP! Meanwhile, chill, enjoy the site, be nice. Email us if you are concerned, via the form below. 🙂